Grow a Beard.... Be a Man

RULES OF BEARDS

1st Rule: Grow a beard.
2nd Rule: GROW A BEARD!
3rd Rule: If someone stops growing their beard or trims it short, their angus is peppered.
4th Rule: Beards must be groomed every day.
5th Rule: Worship thy Beard.
6th Rule: No face moisturisers. No shavers.
7th Rule: Beards will grow as long as they have to.
8th Rule: If you see a clean shaven mummas boy... stomp em.

BEARDS have the Touch
If your dad doesn't have a beard.. You've got two Mums!!