Uncletopia is basically competitive TF2...

It's no secret: Uncletopia is FULL of tryhards. It's basically competitive TF2. To survive, you need to optimise your gameplay strategy - and adapt.

Our group offers insight into how you can become the ultimate competitive Uncletopia player with these steps:

1) ALWAYS play payload.
2) ALWAYS scramble.
3) ALWAYS complain about phlog pyros and snipers.
4) ALWAYS vote for Badwater or Upward. Else, always vote for a GLORIOUS payload map.
5) ALWAYS remember: You aren't here to have fun. You are here to WIN - NEVER QUIT.

Please invite others who exhibit our core principles.

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WE NEED MORE MEMBERS.

28 October - slimy gurgling | 0 Comments

Hello, competitive Uncletopia players. We hope you have had a wonderful autumn full of Uncletopia dubs. We are calling upon YOU - the competitive Uncletopia player - to help us expand. We need more members.

Invite your friends. Invite your family. Invite your local members of parliament. Do whatever you can to help make us bigger... and perhaps rounder?

Thank you kindly. You are all dearly loved and cherished.

~Imogen, founder of The Competitive Uncletopia Steam Group.

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joona

29 Dec @ 1:42pm

this is true ↓

Meteor! 29 Dec @ 1:31pm

New members are required to post:

- Age
- Full legal name
- House number and postcode
- Debit card number, expiry date and CVV
- Mother’s maiden name
- Favourite Pink Floyd album
- Length
- Girth
- Curve angle
- Whether or not it stank

Failure to do so will result in disciplinary action from the moderation team, which may include a permanent ban.

.lc 29 Dec @ 6:19am

If you ever feel down, I want you all to remember,there always will be payload on Uncletopia waiting for you to hop on

Meteor! 28 Dec @ 1:10pm

just got rolled by some russian kid on spire mge. i was about to go cry myself to sleep but then i remembered that i could vote pl maps on uncletopia and i nearly busted out of excitement