If you aint Dutch, you aint much

Too long have we glorious men, members of the Dutch master race, been insulted by those Anglo dogs, the British Commonwealth of Nations.

On the night of Sunday, June 5th, I, his excellency Michiel De Ruyter, and his majesty Maurice de Nassau, Prince of Oranje, allied to fight Staff Sgt Centurion of the BCN. Through masterful force of arms the Anglo cavalry and light infantry forces were routed by our nation's brave Dutch horsemen and the battle seemed all but won for the mighty United Netherlands! The situation just described is a common one (for our Dutch tactical genius often leads to such circumstance) but what happened next was shocking beyond belief: Centurion fled the scene and disconnected from the game before the battle was over in the most dishonorable display of cowardice ever witnessed by my own eyes!

This insult between nations cannot be ignored and the Limey scum must be punished. I, First admiral of the Dutch Empire, have been given permission by our sovereign, Maurice de Nassau, Prince of Oranje, to formally and officially declare a state of war between the Combined Forces of the Dutch Empire and the British Commonwealth of Nations!

It is the duty of every good Dutchman and Dutchwoman to molest, attack, and defeat any member of the BCN if he or she is able.

Have at ye Limey dogs!

-His excellency Michiel de Ruyter, first Admiral of the Combined Dutch Fleet