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BGAASICS

WHAT IS BGAA?

• A powerful syndicate of shadow operatives well known for rage-quitting
  
• Better than you at not being team players
  
• Your mom last night

WHAT IS NOT BGAA?

• Lollipops are not BGAA, nor is sandpaper.
  
• Icecream sandwiches
  
• Goats (This is a common misnomer)

HOW DO I GET INTO BGAA?

• One does not simply walk into BGAA. Typically, BGAA drives into one.
  
• If you looking for frog, him name am Hopkin Green Frog. Find frog, who found frog, who took frog.

The BGAA Code of Conduct
Section I Article I - Rights bestowed to members upon joining BGAA
STFU NOOB
Section I Artical II - Discretionary clauses pertaining to new membership
STFU NOOB
Section I Article III - Spelling clause
Person(s) who, upon reading Section I Artical II, immediately and enthusiastically identified or acknowledged verbally or otherwise the spelling mistake they're in need to STFU NOOB
Section II Article I - BGAA standards of Good Behaviour and Conduct
Section II Article II - Penalties for violation of the BGAA standards of Good Behavior and Conduct
STFU NOOB
Section III Article I - Subsection 1 Paragraph 1
Fill until water reaches line
Section II Article II - Proceedures for accidental time travel
Any BGAA member who, upon finding themselves having accidentally travelled into the past, shall make any and all efforts deemed reasonable not to alter the past, especially as it pertains causing the alteration or destruction all together of future causal events which may cause irreparable damage to the time stream
Section III Article III - Application for membership
Any noob may be permitted to apply for membership provided (1) a cash donation of an amount at least equivalent to a 12 pack of beer and not to exceed the current market price of an Elephant in Ghana is delivered in person or via FAX to an unmarked PO box on the second Wednesday of the month for at least two (2) consecutive months (3) divided by 4 = 0.75.
Section III Article IV Subsection 1- Right to denial of membership
Any BGAA member may protest to deny membership of an applicant, but only on the grounds that any of the following is true A) The applicant is directly or indirectly responsible for the death of thousands of fruit flies B) The applicant is a douchebag C) because. Applicant may appeal in writing. Appeals are reviewed every Monday the 29th of February. Applicants are advised to wait until the day after to receive a reply. Any BGAA member has the right to revoke their stated denial of membership but will be mocked mericlessly for being factually incorrect. The decision of one BGAA member may be overturned by a simple majority of other BGAA members calling the first one a ♥♥♥♥♥. Overturnation of bannination does hereby also entitle the first member to call any or all members involved as NOOBs to an amount not exceeding or over more than 10 consecutive times.