Magic The Swaggering

Great beast of the sky,
please hear my cry.
Transform thyself from the orb of rice,
and bring me victory in this fight.
Envelop the curry with your glow,
and cast your meatballs upon my foe.
Unlock your chopsticks from deep within,
so that together we may win.
Eat these mortals as I call thy name:
THE OMNIPOTENT YOLOL.

(Yes, this is a cult)