THE BADDEST ASS NEWS TEAM ON TELEVISION PERIOD END OF STORY

THE WEAZEL CHANNEL 4 ACTION NEWS TEAM!
With Mike Whitely and HevyD, co-anchors.
Plus Dr. Gregory House, Weather and Health reporter (because our budget cuts won't let us hire 2 people)!
International correspondant Axel Foley for when we actually stop reporting about B-list celebrities long enough to tell you whats happening outside America
Chopper Dave in our $35 million Action News Sweeps chopper!
Hookworm with sports
HevyD with D's Nuts commentary
Token black correspondant Hypnotoad
and Consumer reporter Boss1000
WE'VE GOT YOUR 18-45 TARGET DEMOGRAPHIC RIGHT HERE!