tiny group of cool dudes

i got obama on speed dial, you could to if you are cool enough to get invited, and if you aren't yet convinced here are some of the perks of having obama on speed dial.

1) He can obliterate any house in less than 15 minutes because hes obama and has super strength as well as missiles

2) He can offer emotional support for when you're sad.

3) He has super strength

4) He also has missiles

5) refer to 1/3/4

6) 5 but only number 2

7) His mom will let you stay over for a sleep over so you guys can play Minecraft on the 360 and finally build that statue of notch to defend your world against Herobrine