Let's talk about some pOTATOES. SO SAM IS A GIANT POTATE RIGHT? SO WHAT WE GOTT DO IS TAKE SAM OUT AND EAT HIM. he is a meanie hecker and only eats raddishes. AFTER that he enjoys cat with sticks and takes some chicken out of the outhouse and did his homework. so after he does this he raked my leaves in my OWN yard and took my wolf after taking my nicolas cage body pillow as well he the n took my special ROBLOX water bottle. HE does not like chikin tendies and likes having sexual intercourse with apples. water bottles hate sam becasue he licks them everyday. Then he went to mcdonalds dressed as pickle rick and drank a coke product out of a pepsi bottle. Then he went to a party and did some cocaine and licked a man's armpit. Sammy should be sent to space as bait for the aliens to come and probe us. Sam hates crusty and never enjoys a cold one with the bois. He doesnt know the way and doesn't enjopy tide pods in church