Welcome all (that means you metal)

The following word,
grammical is not even a word of course acording to microsoft office,
but I think I know Engrish a lot better than a computer.
For those of you joining us Trav's Army was once a group on bungie.net (It still is)
a magical place where people could spam stuff about pie vs cake or bump it 2o or 30 times and even have arguments with imaginary trolls
"My god" says the internet troll who has returned from his holiday in Travopia.
"I don't need you anymore troll, I have a group on steam now"
"Your breaking my balls Trav" said the troll back
"You don't have balls to break?"I replied.
and so started an epic battle which lasted around about five minutes untill the troll who live under the bridge of the internet finally ran out of your mother jokes.
"Oh yeah well I had sexual realations with your mother last night" said the troll in one cruel blow to king Travis the great (hail to the king baby)
Travis stumbled quickly recovering from such an unexpected twist in events.
Dare he say the trick Ads Halo had taught him to deafeat a troll on such an ocastion such as this, that would also hit a powerful blow to he himself by that I mean his dignity that he had lost years ago in a horrible game of truth or dare which involed a monkey, a knife, a banana and peanut buter.
"Well you must have pretty low standards then" Travis said laughingly
Ha ha
The internet Troll was deafeated he collapesed onto the ground before yelling the words
"Curse you Kahn!"
The battle was won by Travis,
but at what cost......
nothing,
the only good part was the end, from your king and divine savour from a Troll who post such naughty words like flower clit.
THE END