Hail Gaben!

Worship of Gaben is not enough; downright devotion is required! You must be prepared to lay down your life for our lawd and saviah, Gabe Newell, and his assistant, Robin Walker!

Remember that he is eternally watching you, judging everything you do, to find if you are worth of eternal Valve Heaven, in which you will forever play Half Life 3 and always enjoy it.... Or go to Valve Hell, to eternally play Aquaman: The Game!




Additional note: CoD players will be shot on sight. Gabe Newell does not approve of your heretical ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of a game.