The Snails of said Shields

We are the Shield-Snails if you decide to join us you must for us in our kingdom, we do not accept beggers. You must also take up a shield and shell to hide in, both we shell at the market. However if you join us you will be joining during an ongoing war, a war with the Sword-Slugs damned beasts don't deserve to be called gastropods, but we will win, we always win. Why, you may ask. It is because our defense in impregnable! That is all humans good day.