That youtube thing.

Kieran, for buying Sins. I make you, Player of the week.

If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.

AHEM WHY AM I NOT AN ADMIN

Sword Of The Stars: Explananation Of Story.

You start of with one planet and forge an empire, then as you progress that is kinda the story of how you deal with the AI and research and problems. There are also grand menaces that come and wreck everything and you have to clean them up. But other than that there isnt a story as much, you make you're own. There are also scenarios which add important events in the games history.

There were these two guys in a bar, which was on the 20th floor of a building. The first man said " I bet you $100 I can jump out that window and come straight back in!" The second man says "Ok, sure." and the barman holds the bet. The first man jumps out the window and disappears for a second before jumping straight back in. Disappointed about losing the $100, the second man says: " I'll bet you another $100 you can't do it again." So the barman holds the bet. Sure enough, the first man jumps out the window, disappears for a second, then jumps straight back in. Thinking he must have caught a freak gust of wind, the second man says "Ok, I bet you $300 I can jump out the window and come straight back in." The first man says" Ok, sure." The second man jumps out the window and falls to the footpath below. He is dead. Back up in the bar, the barman says to the first man " Gee, you can be a bastard when you're pissed, Superman

OPEN THE SILO'S. AgentOrange is away, the sound waves are breaking us up!