Down with the enviroment!

The techno union resistance is against all things "green" and "energy saving". we drive gas guzzling SUV's and huge v8 muscle cars and accelerate super fast CUZ WE CAN. we use harmful acids for cleaning the smallest messes. If you don't dump your garbage in a small lake or stream, then you are missing out. we use excessive amounts of toilet paper, cuz we like extra padding. Leaving the water running while we arent washing dishes is essential. Our lawns are the greenest. why? because we use chemicals to keep up with the jones. Our Allies are The mayor of New York, The Maximals and T4. Our enemies include PETA, AEP, NANFA, Twilight fans, Creed fans, and the U.N.