TechnoViking does not dance to the music. The music dances to TechnoViking.

Technoviking is the greatest man to ever grace the face of the earth. Technoviking is really an invincible superhuman, and some believe he is actually God. In the year 2000, he saw fit to visit planet earth and decided to clean this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ up by randomly busting awesome techno moves while walking down some random ass street in Germany, because it's full of ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Neo Nazi pedophiles. Technoviking saw fit to completely destroy them by blowing up Berlin with his penis. He has not been seen since, but has gained a large supportive group of followers. After the coming Apocalypse, Technoviking will once again raid the eastern shores of Britannia, the loud thumping of bass drums the only warning of his approaching Techno-draghkars.


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