We must resist the Demomen and Soilders!

Now listen here: We are the engineers, and that means we're here to solve problems. You gotta point that needs defend'n? Gotcha. You gotta get to the other half of Badlands ASAP? No sweat. We're here to help ya all.

Now it seems that two of our more "explosive" compadres are set'n each other up for a little war. Now I may be just a simple man in this whole, torn up world, but I can see when some'thns gonna end up hurtin my poor little baby. Friends, the cost of metal is not cheap, and we can only build up our little contraptions so far.

It's time for us to leave our nests. It's time for us to level the battlefield. It's time for us to cave in some drunken, brain-dead, illiterate, uneducated skulls.

Join me now, won'tcha?

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grassy knoll gooner 22 Jul, 2016 @ 1:38pm

I was playing my favourite sever yesterday and I kept going mini sentry wrangler shotgun and I dominated a f2p and they said I was hacking because of my aim.
#TeamEngie

roach 6 Nov, 2014 @ 2:04pm

'Twas only yesterday, when I was playing on my favortie tf2 server. Obviously, I aam worshipped as a god, I guess. Then one day, some snotty kid comes on. He sees me stylin' and he come up in my face like "OMG WOW THAT STYLISH ENGI IS HAX!" At that point, I decided to say something nice to him. So, I said "lol gtfo skrubking ur not even mlg faze me irl u cheekster." Then he left.