The almighty Spystian Order. Bringer of crabs.

We hang out and have fun, go spy rush teams. Do circle prayers. Etcetera.

We spread the word of Spysus from server to server showing all the glory of spies.

In the name of
The Admin
The Messpyah
And the
Holy
Gaben


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O Divine Spyviour!
I thank thee for having perpetuated thy humble
Gleaming
Bloodied knife
In recollected silencing of Tryhardeth in the tradingserverth.
How Thy example puts me to shame!
Forgive me for my skilless, back-seeking
And superficial bragginess
Teach me to understand the words
"In silence and in skill shall your knife be."
For I have done the unacceptable
I have been, a noob.
Amen.


Spyrit of wisdom and understanding
Enlighten our minds
To perceive the mysteries of the universe in relation to trickstabbing
Spyrit of knife judgment and reflex guide us
And make us firm in our baptismal murder
To follow Spysus' way of love
Spirit of cloaking and critshots
Help us to see the lasting value of Spry-crabs and Box-Spies
In our everyday dealings with one another
May we respect another
As we work to backstab scouts of the enemy
And noobs, tryhards and idiots.
Spirit of Admin-Spy
Spark our faith hope and love into new trickstabs each day
Fill our lives with wonder and awe
In your awesome which penetrates all creation.
Amen.


Our Gaben, who art in Bellevue
Hallowed be thy Gabe
Thy Steam sales come
Thy will be done
On Earth as it art inValve
Give us this day our daily deals
And forgive us our pirating
as we forgive those who pirate alongside us
May VAC lead us not into temptation
but deliver us from hacking
For thine kingdom is the Valve
the Steam, and the vidya
For ever and ever
Gaben
Amen


1. Thou do not speak in vain of Gaben or Spysus.

2. Thou does not conga during sessions of prayer.

3. Thou must honor the Spope, and High Priests.

4. Thou shalt respect the ways of the crab/box spies, and leave them to frollick.

5. Thou shalt not backstab unless thine enemy art unfriendly.

6. Thou shalt not show mercy upon noobs and f2ps, unless thy art showing of great knowledge.

7. Thou shall not be angered by tf2. But prosper in its glory.

8. Thy whom kills the Spope, or any of the High Priests, shalt face smite in the name of Gaben.




The Religion of Gaben ( Gabenism )
Gentleman's Congregation of Fedoras