Serdogan for President

Us people, the Republic of Kurdistan are sick and tired of the sorrow those damn Turks have laid upon us. We need to build a wall around the capital to keep those pesky Turks out of the rest of the country. The wall will be fabulous yes yes, and we will make them pay for it. Those imigr... Turks needs to get the ♥♥♥♥ out of our land! We will be selling merchandise such as hats and T-shirts with the phrase "Make Turkey great again!". It will be the greatest merchandise the world has even seen. My next campaign promise is to invest heavily on real estate and used car market. I'm building the greatest skyscraper in Antalya, it will be big and fabulous, the world has never seen such a building, the bathrooms will be gold, no one has done such thing before me, such a great bathroom it will be.