SIinky

This is the best CS:GO group ever. Settle down you neek. To join the Slinky group, you need to castrate your cat and then dip the balls into a Mcdonalds deep fryer. Once that task is completed, then you need to get a circumcision. Once that is completed, you will need to eat 3/4 of your family dog, no more than 3/4 and no less otherwise you will need to repeat step one again. Finally when you did all that, you will then need to face boss in a one v one. If you are successful in doing so, you will have a chance of becoming a slinky member.