BUYERS BE WARY - LIARS BE SCARY

Subject RICOH
Status ANIMAL
Current assignment ARROWHEAD

CLIENT MESSAGE/////////

We at the Save Point Ministries come with heavy heart to ask once again for your Bureau to review the citizenship status of this creature.

We know that you will find it in your heart to do whatever it is you see fit to help this pitiful wretch adapt to this quickly changing world. And the church humbly reminds you yet again the benefits of citizenship for feral peoples everywhere.

This Minister prays only for the safety of all living things and RICOH is a living thing and as ALL things are; alive. We will wait your correspondence as always. Save Often! Ctrl S!

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*FLICK*
hssssss...
*exhale*

Write this down.

Rude Boi Goldberg
RZA + GZA cross promotion

The Early Bird Special
Worming its way right into your heart clack clack

BRUT Force
high cologne ial firepower

Liberal Tears
...is it tears or tears its confusing...

♥♥♥♥ phone ETa
Its just a phone that calls your home
Thats weird your dad picked up this time ;D

WHY ARENT YOU WRITING
NO STOP WRITING
WHAT
LISTEN SCRIBE AND LISTEN WELL

GOOD. RUN ARROWHEAD.

Continuing:

Damaclese
Hovers over your enemies head
Just LOOKIN *_*:::::::))---o

Occams Raver
Just play house. It never misses

DaDa Spike
Father to his own dirty dirty style with high data fluctuations throughout

*furniture slides around. Something falls and shatters*

SCOOT EM
If you cant shoot em scoot him?

PILUM
pilum up let dog sort em out

LONGINUS
YOU HAVE THE BIGGEST SPEAR
GRATS

CLAIM OAR
Stay on course and TAKE.WHATS.YOURS

....PRAY MOAR
i pray this. Lasts. Forever.

Silence
Shhh... I cant hear the description

*WHAP*

SpeeDOMeter
ASSUME CONTROL

HEH.. Heh.
Oh and about your citizenship

That answer satisfy you?
Of course it did. Agree. I said agree with your head. Up.down.up.down. good boy.

Start writing again