Is Ryan Retarded?

Hello. I am Ryan. I am 15 years old and I am mentally retarded. Every night before I go to bed at night, I take my L'il Critters and my apple juice. At school, I sexually harassed a pencil in front of my classmates. I got sent down to the scary big man office and he said to me, "You are going to a special school." I was like, "♥♥♥♥ ME DADDY HARDER". He pulled down his My Little Pony underwear and to my surprise, he has no vagina. I was like, "Where's your ♥♥♥♥?". And he said it was outside in the pen. I used my body energy to go to see his ♥♥♥♥. I went inside the coop to find his ♥♥♥♥. It was so big and black. I instantly grabbed his ♥♥♥♥ and went off with it.

I need help.