The Nightstick Counter is Ridiculously Ruble

Only those who have felt the windswept plains of San Andreas shall know the prophecies that were bestowed upon us by the chosen one - Striking Contact.

In his moment of twilight, in which he was between earth and the other realm, he warned us of the monstrosity known as the "nightstick counter".

In his own words, or that of the lord, "the nightstick counter is ridiculously ruble **STATIC**"

To know of this feat is to know the future, past and present. Cherish this teaching for all your lives and live in the doctrine of rublility.

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Message of the Ruble Realm #2

9 May, 2016 - Speedwagon | 0 Comments

"It was said; 'feed thine soul on the unquenchable satisfaction of countering rubility and thoust shall not be of tongue to prophesise the worse on unfoundered lips'"

"One must walk through the realm of the nightstick henceforth shall thoust have the tongue to understand the message of rubility and the faith to which the nightstick would prophesise"

"for with unheard lag you will speak until another has walked in the shadows of the counter."

- Let the words of rubility counter you

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Message of the ruble realm #1

25 February, 2016 - Speedwagon | 0 Comments

On the first day, it was said;

"Come hither, all youths. Take in my teachings of rubility, for thou shan't know the consequences of a life without knowledge"

"Thus to live in the darkness without defence nor remorse, one cannot know how to harness the rubility of the counter. Nor can one secure present sense on life in the faintest."

"Knowledge is Ruble."

-Apostle of Rubility (#456267)

May the counters spread through your sheets