A small Residential Settlement located near Fountain of Knowledge

Visit the Retirement Village club sometime, penguin!

Trump supporting anti-[...] christo[...] Biblical [...] practitioning conservative GOD[en.m.wikipedia.org] fearing flat Earthers will all welcome you with open arms at Retirement Village!

Featuring Peggy Sue Johnson, Ethel May Gertrude, Margaret Rose Smith, John Martin Barnsworth and many others...

Don't be shy if you come to us, be sure to have a free sip when offered!

The most frequent visitor of Retirement Village The Impractical Engineer, along with its residents Peggy Sue Johnson and John Martin Barnsworth, especially in the phishing links below, are here to throw buckets of water (extracted directly from Fountain of Knowledge) at you, their fluids consist of factual and undeniable information.

You're about to get it all.

For countless days Retirement Village members drunk water from Fountain of Knowledge so there is enough truthful H2O for them to spit at everyone, including you.

You will become drenched in water full of crucial components until its knowledge gets absorbed into your skin for your brain to process its data. These integrals allow this valuable liqiud to increase your comprehension of the entire universe until you nearly drown in its wisdom from the knowledge imparted upon you.

After the universe was born, the first one to have a sip from Fountain of Knowledge and have baths in it was the God himself. Later it was generously placed on the Earth so insects, animals, inanimate objects, aliens and people could drink from it to improve, transform and ascend as life forms.

For innumerable centuries Fountain of Knowledge provided an accurate Source™ of information for everyone on Earth.

It will continue doing so until...

Let's allow The Fountain of Knowledge, Peggy Sue Johnson, The Impractical Engineer and John Martin Barnsworth to present their arguments as splashes of objective water:

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