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Much has taken place in the previous few months:

Frosty seems to have recently lost his virginity (unconfirmed) although I did hear him moan "Finn stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ me with UKPL". Despite obvious interpretations, only those close to Frosty could perhaps decipher the exact meaning of this cryptic message. (jk ly finn)

In a sadder twist of news, the Podbots camp has released the unfortunate announcement that lewis "arctic" has been dumped from the active line-up and replaced with hanno "atomic"?????? I have not been this physically distressed over a roster change since hockey girls were swapped for football girls in a mixed social in my first year.

Callum "kezham" hamshanks has recently set a record for the most consecutive days spent inside. In an exclusive interview this morning, kezham claimed he had "a significant quantity of work to do" which is the assumed reason for his lack of sunlight. Immediately after, we were given access to upstairs where we were preparing to interview Frosty. It was observed that a notification was received on Frosty's PC from kezham saying "+1". We are unsure of the meaning.

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