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MOST HONORED GUESTS AND MEMBERS, LET IT BE KNOWN THIS DAY, THE FIFTH DAY OF FEBRUARY, TWO THOUSAND AND TWENTY YEARS, THAT THE MEMBER WHO NO LONGER GOES BY THE NAME "PACO", AND WHO HAS HAD SO LITTLE STEAM ACTIVITY FOR NEARLY A DECADE THAT I CAN'T EVEN BE BOTHERED TO FIND ANY, IS HEREBY NAMED AND APPOINTED 'FAR GALACTIC EMPEROR OF GAMBLING AND VIDEO GAMES', MOST HOLY BE HIS (OR HER) NAME. AFTER HAVING CONSULTATED WITH NO ONE ELSE, I HAVE ALSO DECIDED THAT THE PLAYER FORMERLY KNOWN AS "PACO" BE GIVEN ALL RIGHTS AND PRIVILEGES DUE THIS POSITION, WHICH INCLUDE, BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO, NEVER HAVING TO LOG IN TO ACKNOWLEDGE THIS GENEROSITY I HAVE SHOWN ONCE AGAIN TO THEM. NEARLY NINE YEARS HAVE PASSED SINCE THE LAST ANNOUNCEMENT REGARDING THIS INDIVIDUAL, AND IT IS MY SINCEREST HOPE THAT ANOTHER DECADE SHALL PASS WITHOUT WORD FROM THEM OR SIGHT OF THEM. MAY THEIR LIVES BE BLESSED WITH BOUNTIFUL ACHIEVEMENTS AND ANIME WALLPAPERS, AND MAY ALMIGHTY GOD HAVE MERCY ON THEIR DAMNED SOUL. MAY DEATH TAKE THEM IN THEIR SLEEP TO THE HELL THEY BELONG.