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MySpace

1 December, 2012 - Bobschki | 0 Comments

MySpace (BritishEnglish: Slut-parade) is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥, badly built social networking website offering an interactive, user-submitted network of nerds and wannabes, personal profiles of ugly skanks trying to find an escape out of their cafeteria lunch-lady jobs. It is made up of incoherent blogs that assume someone actually gives a ♥♥♥♥, groups of nerds who flock together to escape the fact that they don't have a single friend in real life, photos of nasty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ trying to look decent by photoshopping in the hopes someone will notice them, and crappy music and videos from bands that no one over the age of 12 with an IQ of more than 90 would give a flying ♥♥♥♥ about.

Harry potter - The fourth book

20 November, 2012 - Bobschki | 0 Comments

Harry finds himself mysteriously transported into the world of "Chicken Run" (2000), the animated flick about the comedic farm adventures of McAtheist the Stupid Rooster (voiced by Mc Gibson). Set on the sinister Voldemort Egg Farm in 1950's England, Harry is the victim of a diabolical scheme to get him to eat steak and kidney pies on national television, causing terminal embarrassment and hopefully, death. The plan is foiled when Harry ends up eating a vegetarian tofu pizza instead. Dr. Who makes a guest appearance as Voldemort's latest ♥♥♥♥♥. Harry's "special friend" Cedric Diggory is murdered by a raging Wormpenis, marking Lord Voldemort's return to Wankers Weekly magazine's Top Ten Sexiest Terrorists, coming in at a close third to Osama Bin Laden (#2) and, of course, George Clooney (#1).

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