Lee get is okay? ... OKAY?!?!?!?!?!?

I ate cake, it was alright I guess. The testure or the sponge wasn't on fleek but it was satisfactory as I condumed it. I could not finish it as I was feeling unwell, this illness was not a side effect of the cake, but my bowels which were cankering me earlier during the day. I ♥♥♥♥ approximately three times today and did not feel relieved as it was "bunging" me up. As the kids say, I "RIPped" and "cankered" myself. Jee Jee no re on the cake I'm afraid to say ... sorry mum.