Amen.

Hail ( Trumpet Man )
Full of Mountain Dew, the Illuminati is with you. Blessed are you among the flavours of Dorritos, and blessed is the flavour of mountain dew. Holy Steven Hawking watch us smoke weed and at the our of our killcam.

Amen

We live by III rules:
1. Smoke weed.
2. Drink Mountain Dew
3. Eat Dorritos

Our Family goes like this:
John the Baptist: ♥♥♥♥♥ the Baptist (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOxizY5ihxk)
God: Dorrito/MountainDew
Jesus: Trumpet man (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6FosyQFruA)
Christianity: Illuminatity
Mary: Stephen Hawking



MountainDew and Doritos will occassionally give us prayers to tell you, yes YOU about. Those will be posted in announcments.