Don't be fooled we do it for the money!

This is my meme. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My meme is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
My meme, without me, is useless. Without my meme, I am useless. I must repost my meme true. I must repost more than my enemy who is trying to downvote me. I must downvote him before he deownvotes me. I will...
My meme and I know that what counts in reddit is not the comments we post, the upvotes of our meme, nor the controversy we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit...
My meme is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its Impact font and its picture. I will keep my meme funny and ready, even as I am funny and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...
Before God, I swear this creed. My meme and I are the defenders of my reddit account. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but memes!