Welcome to the Church of Garfield

Rules:
-You must have seen Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties and Garfield: The Movie
-You must praise both
-You must kick dogs off couches
-Do not speak of that day of the week
-You must love lasagna
-Come to the church every Thursday for a reading of a paragraph of the script of Garfield: The Movie
-Please advertise this amazing church to all your friends
-Come to the church every Friday for a paragraph of the script of Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties

What you get for joining:
-Free fresh lasanga








Praise the lord.


Our anthem.