Hon Hon Traveller!

You've made it here, by some way or another I see.
Very well, I welcome thee.

So far it's just you, myself, them, him, that, Dexter, *distant rawr*... who's awake now... but most importantly, us!

So I implore thee to sit down, and enjoy the ride to the end... aaaand you've just reached the end!
Yeah, so ah... it's a... it's not actually a moving ride, more like a metaphysical couch... that goes nowhere... but it's a comfy couch.

...

*satirical rawr*
Oh shut it you, I already knew this was dumb!