The holy worshippers of Dr. Jadeja

Good evening, Fellow Worshippers.

I have a few messages to put forwards today in the name of our holy god Gopika Jadeja (PhD).

Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?" Contestant: "The penis" SH: "A WUH... HUH??" audience erupts into laughter Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself laughter gets even louder SH: O lordy... one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says... the board shows 100 for "penis" Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end.

I have 2 more, as requested by the goddess of english and transvestite literature herself.

and i oop- 😵skskskskskskskks 🥵🤪almost dropped my hydroflask😘🤪🤪🤣 haha sksk 😜and i oop- 🤪and i oop- 🥳 im not like other girls 🙆‍♀️🤷‍♀️💋skskskssk hold 🤪on lemme hit 😍my juul 😅skkskssks🤪 lemme put this on my finsta🤪🤪🤣🤣 hold up hahah 🤓🤪skskskssks 🤪and i oop- 😅😳save tHe🤬😱 is that a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ straw bethany 😔🥳and i oop- 🤪🤪sksksksksk 😚🤪

god ♥♥♥♥ that was painful. Onto the next one:

CB: Hi is the piano still up for sale.



S: Yes it is $300, when would you like to pick i up?



CB: I can do four dollars.



S: you fool. you absolute buffoon. you think you can challenge me in my own realm? you think you can rebel against my authority? you dare come into my house and upturn my dining chairs and spill coffee grounds in my Keurig? you thought you were safe in your chain mail armor behind that screen of yours. I will take these laminate wood floor boards and destroy you. I didn’t want war. but i didn’t start it. How DARE you offer a price lower than what I asked, that what I AM DESERVED. you will feel wrath like no other, I will make you bleed. your offspring, should this world be unfortunate enough to carry them, will feel my wrath. i will hurt you like you have never been hurt before.

Well, That's it for our first announcement. I hope we can get to use this, uhh, literature in our daily lives. Unfortunately, I have to depart now before the house parents rip my anal cavities in half.

Good night all.

Transcended Beano,
Holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥ of Highest Level, Senior communicator to Her Holiness Gopika Jadeja (PhD) and Shredded Cheese Enthusiast.

Ps,

I sory for get banned, but henry got a 7 day banned so i'm lmao-ing here
Lets play sometime.