How to EU 101

1: Que for competative Dust 2
2: Pull out a negev in Warmup
3: Make sure to greet your teammates at the end of the warmup "Cyka bljat ♥♥♥♥♥ yes?"
4: Proceed to talk ♥♥♥♥ The entire game until you Get Kicked By some Middle age man.
5: Expect a 24 hour cooldown, but Instead get a 7 day.
>Wait for cooldown to be over
6: Que for Competative .. but this time let's go ahead and try Mirage, Once the Warmup is over be nice to everyone instead of being toxic. Speak English and be useful for once and give out callouts
7: Get Kicked.. lol.
> level 2 Cooldown *7 day* Now you can't play for 2 weeks
8: Uninstall CS:GO
>It's been a year since you last played it and things might turn out different this time?
9: "♥♥♥♥♥ Yes"?
10: Kicked!
>Another 7 day?!?!?!?

Goodbye.