The Third World War: Tumblr vs 4chan

Working hard to establish the new 6s meta.

some fanfiction by gonzo

Setting: New York city. The betas are ready to invade tumbler headquarters
and to strike at the heart of of emo femanazi weebs.

The betas used Ethan Bradbury as bait. He walked in and all the weebs
criticized him for being a white hetero sexual. As they did that the betas
breached through the windows mowed down the weebs with their automatic
meme guns. They fought their way through the head quarter murdering
everything. They found the CEO of tumblr. "Your gonna get what you
deserved" said beta Tim. They bound his hands. Beta Tim takes
Out his mixtape then told the other weebs to back off. "You chose this"
said the beta. He pulled down the CEOs pants and bent him over.
This mixtape is gonna touch your butt if you don't comply.

"No don't burn my butt" cried the CEO. "Then do as I say. Or else..."
"Never!", wailed the CEO. "Then here it goes.", screeched the beta.

He plugged the earbuds into the mixtape. "No I'll talk" relled the CEO.
"It's too late" said the beta. He put the earbuds on full volume and placed
them on the exposed butt. "It burns!" he cried out in agony. The CEO turned
to the control panel and posted that using Tumblr gives you Cancer and AIDS.
"I did what you said" he gasped. "But you are still a Tumblr scum" said beta
Tim. "No please no." Screamed the CEO as beta Tim took out the Pepe
ingrained meme knife. "I am only serving Justice." He went behind him and
started stabbing him in the back. the CEO in his wounded state started
crawling on his stomach. Beta Tim got on top of him and cut off his head.
He hung the CEOs head on a rope and broke window and hung the head
out the window. He passed the knife around letting his squad mates lick
the blood off the knife as they chanted.