Welcome fellow Americans!

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥: Global Advances is a group of highly trained terrorists raised on American soil. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥: Global Advances was formed by United States President Richard Nixon on August 8th, 1974. Our goal is to sabotage the democratic party due to its 'lack of structure.' As such, F~G~A is behind 9/11 and the reason Hilary Clinton has a viable chance of winning the 2016 campain (We committed 9/11 because we wanted to sabotage Bush's presidency and we want Clinton to win so she may be mysteriously assasinated in office by a third party, such as John Wilkes Booth.) We hope to inform the American populace to have the people's vote in our 2020 canidate of the Republican and educator Bill Nye. We have no secets to hide.