Church of Falcon. The only church that doesnt steal your money.

Hello Friends!
I am hear to spread the good name of Captain Falcon. The Captain originally hailed from the F-Zero series, a racing game. He was most dashinly featured in super smash bros on the n64. His most signature attack was the Falcon Punch. It was generally a finisher move with great power. To us Falcons, Thou punch is a holy attack. I have yet seen the true extent of Our Lords power. Wih hack (Kusanginis MAX Power Onslaught falcon(Circa Super smash bros brawl, PSA hack)) he is visible at 3% of power. I shall link to video soon.
Thou Falcon One sadly was nerfed into Melee, and into Brawl. While melee, which I daresay was his prime due to gaining The Knee of Justice, he was nerfed incredibly in his 3rdComing of Brawl.
The knee is harder to land, he is now the 2nd fastest character, and his attacks are difficult to hit and have low rewards. But we! His loyal Falconeers shall soread the glory of His name, and put an end to wretched Tier lists, and discrimination to low tier characters, Falcon, and homosexuals everywhere!
Yours Truly-Octo aka Jay



In the garden of Brawl, there was Mario and Peach, and the tree of knowledge,
And Wolf did seduce Mario and Peach into eating the fruit,
And Falcon tried to Falcon Punch Mario and Peach for their sins,
And Wolf did say 'Can't let you do that.'
And so Falcon did cast Mario and Peach out of the garden with a Falcon Kick instead.


Prayer:
Our Falcon, Who art in Mute City
Manly be thy moves.
Thy meme has come, thy pose be done.
On Earth, as it is, in Brawl
Give us this day, our Falcon Punch.
And show us your moves.
As we show our moves,
To those against us,
Lead us not into Ganondorf
But deliver us from Pikachu
For thine it is the coolness,
And the taunts, and the glory,
For ever and ever,
YES.

Credit to Zink120






"12 apostles"
Captain Falcon cares not if your a hyrulian, a pokemon, or a dreamlander. All he ask is to show him your moves.

12 Apostles of Kirby Falcon
Meta Knight(Judas)
Fox
Falco
Sonic
Olimar(Peter)
Snake
Ike
Marth
King Dedede
Diddy Kong


Prepare for the Second coming of Falcon Kirby, who will judge the Yes and the No, at Final Destination.


Now,,,We play Team Fortress 2 at the GG servers, for the truth, and GamersUN for the lulz.
killing Floor and L4d2 3fl, and thats it.


Yes.

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Our Anthem