You tried to scam! You tried to phish! You PHAILED! Sud's hats are Sud's, not yours!

Oh how you wish you had my hats, Mr. Scammer, but sorry, you don't. You tried your best with your fake community link, silly russian website, or other assorted lameassery, but I still have my hats, and you, well, don't!

Maybe you should consider a different use of your life and time, perhaps something within the boundaries of morality and law that actually contributes to society in some way, you useless lout. Hell, even writing erotic fanfiction for My Little Pony would be a better use of your time than this.