I'm an average guy. 5'10", 160 and some change.

Every time I see a pig (which is not that often, since i moved to the northwest), I pick the biggest one I think I can lift well off the ground, and go pick it up. I can pick up some pretty damn big pigs

They never expect it (the pigs or the people around me). It's hilarious watching them go from dead calm to "HOLY ♥♥♥♥ IM GONNA DIE REEEEEEEEEEEE" and back to totally calm in like two seconds

Picking up pigs should be an Olympic sport

I usually start by stretching my fingers for 10-15 minutes and then do a 20 minute hand/eye coordination test followed by popping a couple addies and watching my favorite call of duty 4 highlight videos (Qlimaxzu Overused and Stevy 9 lives are probably the most hype). By then, my NAVI S1mple jersey is being carefully cleaned and pressed by my gf who knows how important it is that I look my best in ESEA pugs. The Adderall hasn't kicked in yet, so I throw down a couple mountain dew live wires and practice kung fu in the mirror. Now that I'm focused, I'm prepared to drop 9RWS in my B- pug, but with enough practice, i'm confident I'll get some FPL attention soon.