El Rato for President 2016 (definitely not a cult)

COURAGEOUS CONSERVATIVES

We will utterly destroy ISIS. We will carpet bomb them into oblivion. I don’t know if sand can glow in the dark, but we’re going to find out.

Now Donald may tell you that he has the "best brain" and that that nobody knows foreign policy like he does. The reality is, Donald has repeatedly stated that he watches the generals on "the shows" which is what he derives all his policy from. That and the fact that I'm beating Hillary, Trump is a snivelling coward who is losing to Hillary by 20 points nationally, who will put Hillary in the White House by a landslide and America will never be the same again because she'll appoint 2, 3 supreme court justices. America will go to hell, and so will everyone voting for Donald Trump as that's literally a vote for Hillary Clinton. I am the only one who can, and WILL beat Hillary come november and the republican party must unite behind me for we are the brave conservatives who will save America and put the conservative constitutional values which represent America first unlike Donald who is no different from Hillary and will appoint liberal justices to the supreme court.

And WE WILL. UTTERLY. DESTROY. ISIS. And all those who oppose us.

Now Donald will tell you that he's a conservative but true conservatives know better. Don't let that con artist whose ENTIRE CAMPAIGN IS BASED ON FEAR, DECEPTION AND VIOLENCE hand the election to Hillary Clinton.