CSGO Dino Fightning Team

Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? A: Because the 'p' is silent
Q: What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? A: Tyrannasaurus wreck!
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A: a thesaurus.
Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur? A: adoyouthinkhesaurus.
Q: What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ? A: A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!
Q: What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ? A: Cheer him up!
Q: Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? A: Because no one ever tells them anything!
Q: What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat? A: Anything she wants!
Q: What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus? A: The strawberry is red!
Q: Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red? A: So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
Q: What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? A: Strawberry jam !
Q: What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? A: Find somewhere else to sleep!
Q: Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? A: Exactly the same as short dinosaurs !
Q: What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? A: More than the dinosaur !
Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? A: Down in the mouth !
Q: How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? A: As fur as you can get!
Q: Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? A: Because they don't know how to cook
! Q: What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? A: Baby dinosaurs!
Q: Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? A: In the dark! Q: Did the dinosaur take a bath ? A: Why, is there one missing?
Q: Why does a brontosaurus have a long neck? A: Because it's feet smell. Q: What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A: A toothbrush.
Q: What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? A: The letter "s"!
Q: Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? A: At the dead-letter office!
Q: What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? A: Her shadow!
Q: What's green and hangs from trees? A: Dinosaur snot.
Q: What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? A: Out of the way!
Q: What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? A: Long distance! Q: What