Commandments

1. You shall listen to DAD first, and then to others, if DAD has a contribution to the topic.
2. You shall obey DAD, and DAD first, and then others, as DAD has a good influence on your life.
3. You shall not deny DAD, never, as DAD is just and DAD is true.
4. You shall not lie to DAD, as DAD is just and DAD is true, as lying upon DAD is never appreciated.
5. You shall not want what DAD has, or is planning to have. As DAD must be pleased first.
6. You shall not have friends, who are not DAD, as those are bad, and talk against DAD. And DAD is nice, cuz DAD is just.
7. You shall not kill a person, unless DAD said so. And if he says, you shall order the body of your victim to DAD's temple.
8. You shall not defy DAD, cuz DAD is indefinitive and hard-to-define, but you shall not be defined by him.
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10. You shall be like DAD, cuz DAD is just, and DAD is awesome. You shall be AWESOME as much as possible, as long as you follow the 9 commandments before this from DAD.