We worship the all holy Melon.

The Melon has four stages of Melonology. The First day Melon was spawned by our first prophet MattMelonLord on a RP server. The second day the Melon chose its 6 prophets to teach Melonology around the server. The third day the Melon was a good god and created the Church of Autism...Melon God. But, the fourth day people doubted our god, killing some prophets...it was a horrid day for Melonology. We lost alot of good followers and prophets, now it's up to you to spread the beliefs of Melonology. Go my child and seek prosperity for our god. Go on any RP server and do the ritual(sit the in a chair and get them to say "melon god is the only god" 10 times, then stick a Melon up their butt). Melon god will reward you for your kindness. :)