Join the Crusade

We Fight for all things Crispy. Doesn't matter if you're White, Chinese, Gay, Trans, Black, Blue, or Green. If you're down for the cause then you're a brother(or sister). May Kevin Bacon bless all of my brethren with the upmost Crispness.

⭐The Six Crispy Commandments:

1.If you wear the Crispy Moniker, that doesn't make you above other members. Treat your brothers with fairness and compassion.

2.No Muslims. If you can't eat Crispy Porkchops then you have no place in this group.(We have nothing against muslims, it's just the way it is)

3.♥♥♥♥ Krispy Kreme. they're donuts aren't even Crispy. It's blasphemy

4.No disrespecting our God, Kevin Bacon

5.We share all of our hoes. NO CUFFING. This is to ensure you're not exploited by THOTS (unless you plan on getting married) marriage is sacred, and should be treated as such. I do not approve of adultery. I hold my Crispy brethren to a higher standard. Adultery is punishable under the CrispUniversalPunishmentSystem(or CUPS for short)

6....the most important of all the Commandments: Stay Crispy ;)

With that being said...disperse and fight on brothers. Live the Crispy Life style and help others to realize their true Crispy potential