Egg

I'm sorry that i have to interrupt, but this is quite honestly the biggest load of limp-twisted twaddle i have heard in all of my 5 weeks in television. These two, these two are not men, okay, this one, Richard Hammond, every morning, sticks his head in a bucket of hair product, right, and he's got a dog, but its a poodle. And i don't know what you're laughing about Clarkson, because you won't drink brown beer, and this is the man who says flattulant 'That's not funny' when clearly it is.