Carnies Escape From Asylum!

*emergency news noises*

Breaking news!
It has just been reported that numerous formerly commited carnival workers escaped from a high security asylum in the lower virginia area. Trisha is on scene, Trisha?

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Thanks Bill, Earlier this morning there was what was thought to be an organized riot from the asylum by a number of carnival workers that were commited several years ago after attempting an attack on a military base. they were to be executed but after examining them more closely it was clear they were insane and where under the influence of there so called leader under the assumed name of "Xefilis". Bill, I'm not sure about you but im sleeping with one eye open tonight.
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Bill? Bill can you hear me? Bill?

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Bill isn't here hun. Only Xef.

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And that is why i don't write books! Welcome to the group everyone! I'm xefilis your fearless leader! This group is dedicated to getting you connected to the people you want to play with! Why play tf2 with abunch of random strangers, when you could be with a pal from here? Everything is better when you have a murderous clown buddy, right... right?