Official Fan Page for Butter-in-a-Can

Where has your butter gone? Hopefully in a can.

Hi I'm Milly Bays, here to tell you about this wonderful product. You may have heard about it, as it's used in almost every recipe known to mankind, womankind and transgenderkind. This magical ingredient, is butter. Now we aren't just offering you any kind of butter. This butter? This butter is canned. With tin.

We'll let you digest that for a while. We'll also let it sink in.
The above two phrases did not refer to the information, it referred to the butter you are currently consuming.

There are many uses for butter, as scientists such as Professor Science, Ariana Grande and Benjamin "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" King have proven. We don't need to show you the test results. Just know that involved more butter than you could ever dream of. Also that porno, "Horny Nurse 22".

So, we implore you, loyal fanbase. Join this group, and join the butter armada. We shall rally and call for rights for proper butter management!

GIVE US BUTTER (IN A CAN) OR GIVE US DEATH

Stay Safe
Eat Butter
But Only from a Can

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