All Praise Beard!

Beard the almighty, graced us with his presence. Now we are obliged to serve him for all eternity!

DONT FORGET THAT HIGH PRIEST JACKET IS A HOLY FIGURE AND NEITHER HIM NOR BEARD SHALL BE DISRESPECTED!

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you Russian ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? I’ll have you know I was part of an elite military crew called the ghost wolves, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Russian mob, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top operative in the entire 50 blessings organization. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the phone? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of 50 blessings operatives across the USA and your number is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, Mobster. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of whatever the ♥♥♥♥ is spread across the level and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will ♥♥♥♥ fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. -Jacket


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