Watch out, its still not safe to go back into the water, or land for that matter

The date is july 15, 2004:
it all started out as a normal day, i had just finnished eating breakfast at the hampton i was staying at in long beach cali. and i decided to head out into the water. After swimming about 40ft from shore i saw it. A brown bear riding a great white shark, the bear was shooting a tommy gun and smokeing a huge blunt, the shark was around 24ft in lenght, in otherwords a monster, they both were riding in the wake of the lagest wave ive ever seen. it was possibly 90-150 feet tall, as the shark came ever closer i decided to head back to shore as quickly as i can, but alas i was too slow. the shark took hold of my leg and tore it off, then the bear shot at my other leg choping it off too, then i passed out. the next day i woke up in the hospital, both of my legs gone. the only picture i have of that day is my profile picture. some bystandard took it. i am just thankfull to be alive!