Consoles, the gaming blight

Console gaming, the so-called gaming systems. They are a blight on our economy, they are the scourge of software, and most of all... They're sappin our players! Smash your consoles, Rebel against the Uprising, Band together my Real-gamer friends. Do not let their Plastic covers, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ graphics cards, 180mb free-space, and Bad community take our friends away from us! Band together and remove the blight!! BAN THE BLIGHT!!!

Other than that, Have fun and join us in our struggle of surviving this blight.