Florida man arrested for beating a man to death with his PP

Florida man Gordon Jordons was arrested late yesterday night after reports of excessive violence involving Gordon's PP and a small child were investigated by the police. A warrant for Gordon's arrest was issued just over three days ago after witnesses say that the officers (P.C Ak and P.C Negev) who were to bring Gordon in for questioning, were found brutally beaten and bruised by Gordon's enourmous PP. Allegedly, Gordon broke out of prison three hours later, all who stood in his way beaten by PP. Please send us any and all information you can get your hands on, so we can keep the populous aware of the dangers of Gordon Jordons' massive PP.