If you don't live in a garden, you don't belong here.

Now I just wanted to let you know that this group is not a garden you can just "play" in. This garden beat the garden from plants vs. zombies and will beat any other garden out there. So your knees better not be weak, and your arms better not be heavy. Cause we throw mom's spaghetti at yo face. Get rekt.

If you don't belong in soup
If you don't belong in salad
You might as well be
in a Shakespeare Ballad

If yo knees are weak
and yo arms are heavy
You might as well be
a motha ♥♥♥♥♥♥ teddy

We come from the farms
And the garden too
Your just a fridge
People stick thier meat in you

You can only join
If you know your garden
And once you do that
Then all our schlongs shall harden

You can mess with
the spinach and the tomato
but you better not
touch our best pal potato

'Cause if you do
you shall get the wrath
And then you can't
Ever walk the garden path

Don't even start with
carrot and onion
touch their balls you
shall become a funyan